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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sat May 17, 2008 11:50 pm

hey, if u don't like my jokes, post some of ur own

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sat May 17, 2008 1:21 pm

Ok now.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sat May 17, 2008 12:38 am

Q: Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
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Q: If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Fri May 16, 2008 11:12 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Fri May 16, 2008 12:22 am

it was

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Thu May 15, 2008 8:46 pm

If you say so I guess.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Thu May 15, 2008 7:49 am

sum ting wong was funnier

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Thu May 15, 2008 12:00 am

Yep, it was corny when I heard it but it was still funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Tue May 13, 2008 9:47 pm

o i get it. i couldn't figure out what womb mates was suppose to sound like...

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Tue May 13, 2008 8:28 pm

Roommates
Wombmates
They sound nearly the same,Both are babies in their mom womb making them womb mates.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Tue May 13, 2008 7:48 pm

um, i don't get it

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Tue May 13, 2008 7:36 pm

wow...

Ok my turn
I got this joke from John Cooper of Skillet.

What do you call brothers in their mom's belly??

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Mon May 12, 2008 9:36 pm

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.
'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...

Sum Ting Wong

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 11, 2008 7:25 pm

Oh well.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 11, 2008 7:24 pm

2 bad

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 11, 2008 7:22 pm

What would you expect from me I am a metal person and as ametal person I don't do funny.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 11, 2008 7:21 pm

well that was pretty bad.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 11, 2008 7:19 pm

See I don't take the time to learn or come up with them.
so no..

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what do you get when you cross a bowl of fruit and karate?

Fruit punch.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 11, 2008 7:16 pm

nu uh its ur turn

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 11, 2008 5:58 pm

Yep ok some more jokes?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 11, 2008 9:52 am

haha thank you, thank you.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 11, 2008 1:02 am

wow, You know I did laugh and it was clever.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Thu May 08, 2008 11:42 pm

yeah, sure.

ok, i got a good one.

Q. What was Boaz before he got married?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Mon May 05, 2008 6:27 pm

oh well don't care.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sun May 04, 2008 10:11 pm

haha!

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