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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Sat May 03, 2008 10:17 pm

Never heard them.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Fri May 02, 2008 8:52 pm

dude, that was lame.
the pirate one soo totally bombs that one.
i like the two jokes i've learned from becka.
the horse and the french girl.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Fri May 02, 2008 7:46 pm

What happens when you cross a vampire with a snowman??????

FROST BITE
hahahahahahahahahahaha who hasn't heard that one before hahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:37 pm

haha

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:16 pm

Nice that was better.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:57 pm

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did
the
right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten
the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in
frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection,
dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked
up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered
her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police
station
wh ere she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a
holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the
cell
and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where
the
arresting officer was waiting with her personal things.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up
behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front
of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would
Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the
'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated
Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally...

I assumed you had stolen the car."

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:44 pm

yes, but they're the best.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:59 pm

Ha ha ha that was corny.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:46 pm

Q. Why are pirates fun at parties?

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Q. What do Ninjas drink?

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Laughing lol!

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PostSubject: Funny Jokes   Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:47 am

Anyone heard any good jokes lately?
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