Robert J. Bennett
Posts : 1285 Join date : 2008-04-23 Age : 32 Location : In God's hands.
| Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Sat May 03, 2008 10:17 pm | |
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Jessica:) Moderator
Posts : 1362 Join date : 2008-04-23 Location : that place ya'll, where there ain't nobody crying, i'll take you there
| Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Fri May 02, 2008 8:52 pm | |
| dude, that was lame. the pirate one soo totally bombs that one. i like the two jokes i've learned from becka. the horse and the french girl. | |
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Robert J. Bennett
Posts : 1285 Join date : 2008-04-23 Age : 32 Location : In God's hands.
| Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Fri May 02, 2008 7:46 pm | |
| What happens when you cross a vampire with a snowman??????
FROST BITE hahahahahahahahahahaha who hasn't heard that one before hahaha. | |
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Jessica:) Moderator
Posts : 1362 Join date : 2008-04-23 Location : that place ya'll, where there ain't nobody crying, i'll take you there
| Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:37 pm | |
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Robert J. Bennett
Posts : 1285 Join date : 2008-04-23 Age : 32 Location : In God's hands.
| Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:16 pm | |
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Jessica:) Moderator
Posts : 1362 Join date : 2008-04-23 Location : that place ya'll, where there ain't nobody crying, i'll take you there
| Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:57 pm | |
| A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station wh ere she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal things.
He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' License plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper Sticker, And the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, Naturally...
I assumed you had stolen the car." | |
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Jessica:) Moderator
Posts : 1362 Join date : 2008-04-23 Location : that place ya'll, where there ain't nobody crying, i'll take you there
| Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:44 pm | |
| yes, but they're the best. | |
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Robert J. Bennett
Posts : 1285 Join date : 2008-04-23 Age : 32 Location : In God's hands.
| Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:59 pm | |
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Jessica:) Moderator
Posts : 1362 Join date : 2008-04-23 Location : that place ya'll, where there ain't nobody crying, i'll take you there
| Subject: Re: Funny Jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:46 pm | |
| Q. Why are pirates fun at parties? A. - Spoiler:
Because they ARRR!!
Q. What do Ninjas drink? A. - Spoiler:
(in ninja voice) Waaaaater. it sounds better if you say it out loud. | |
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Timwalker08 Admin
Posts : 54 Join date : 2008-04-23 Age : 34
| Subject: Funny Jokes Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:47 am | |
| Anyone heard any good jokes lately? | |
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